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Marilyn Monroe Bra is Up for Auction of the Day

I was just sent this video about some Marilyn Monroe bra up for auction and I felt it was my duty to spread the word because I am the kind of guy who spends time in the thrift stores sniffing old panties, not just wondering if they’ve been washed and hoping they aren’t, but more importantly wondering if someone died in them.

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Kristin Cavallari is Fucking Desperate of the Day

I am pretty upset. My angle on this Kristin Cavallari chick was mocking the fact that she thought she was too good for The Hills after Laguna beach because she had an inflated ego and thought she’d get other work and not be typecast as the trashy rich kid on a shitty scripted show that is polluting our generation as pretty much the worst possible thing to come out of television in the history of television.

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Kristin Cavallari is Fucking Desperate of the Day

Dean Cameron’s Comeback Tour of the Day

I have a friend who I met on the internet and never in person. He used to be in some random shitty 80s movies and TV shows like Ski School, and Summer School and even Ski School 2 and nothing much since.

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Dean Cameron’s Comeback Tour of the Day

Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me. I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front. So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me.

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Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day