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Hailey Baldwin Bikini Shoot of the Day

Hailey Baldwin and her broken down face got a job….that involved brining her face injected face to the beach in a one piece bikini…where she proceeded to pose like an asshole while not thinking she’s an asshole because she doesn’t see it as being an asshole playing a model but as being a model – something she legitimately thinks she is…and I guess is by definition because she’s paid for it – but she’s just some trick with famous parents who fucked bieber and shadowed some Kardashians and Hadids as hard as she could to get her social media numbers up to relevance level so that she could play model like her friends and feel pretty…that’s my theory…why else would a 20 year old be jacking up her face with chemicals…to look like an instagram filter…weird… The post Hailey Baldwin Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy

No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright This shoot is fucking cheese….cheese I’m into eating cuz of this ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THIS CRAZY BOOTY CLICK HERE The post Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos Gets Her Ass Fixed of the day

Maria Menounos had a wardrobe malfunction….a word or term I fucking hate using cuz it makes me feel like some candy coated poptart sucking piece of shit gossip blog….you see I prefer the biker approach to life “bitch got her pants ripped cuz of all the ass fucking her greek ass is into”….you know play on the fact that they aren’t sewing her dress back together…but her asshole because in Greece the asshole is the main vagina…the one you use when you’re not trying to make babies….but reality is her dress split, she had a team with a sewing kit, instead of giving the paparazzi a story, like she was Tara Reid…she dealt with it herself using social media…and he’s what it looked like….mocking yourself is always cute. Who is Maria Menounos again and why does she matter?

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Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me. I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front. So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me.

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