Lolly Sucking… Moped Chase…. Dick Drawing… Fail of the Day…. Man and Machete…. Robbing Woman in her 70s… Condom in the Soup… The post Drunk Girl in Russia Loses Pants and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Fucking Snyder is an instagram thing….who Jaden Smith used to fuck before he became a woman… She is some hipster “it girl” who is loved by all the pervert dudes I know into Street Wear, who are all in their mid 30s and early 40s, because I guess they still think like 16 year old boys and are confused by rap music, overpriced t-shirt and sneaker collecting they can afford…. pretty much the worst fucking hobby ever…like grow the fuck up you fucking hypebeast reading loser…we get it Supreme makes limited edition stuff that you need to buy when it comes out to sell for more money down the line or for people at the cheesy club you’re too old to be at to think you’re down now that you can afford to buy 100 dollar t-shirts cuz you have a career and are not still working at the movie theatre… What I am saying is that Sarah Snyder is a thing, she exists, people like her, I find her creepy The post Sarah Fucking Snyder Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I can’t figure out what is more exciting.. 1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday… Or…. 2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are… I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst… The post KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist…. She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters…. I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting…. I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…
Yesterday afternoon, the body of Misty Upham was found in a ravine in Seattle, Washington. The actress, best known for roles in Frozen River and Modern Family, had been missing since October 5 and, tragically, her family’s worst fears have now been realized. Misty Upham: Dead at 32 Along with many other celebrities, Juliette Lewis (who appeared opposite Upham in August: Osage County), mourned the loss of her friend on Instagram. “Misty Upham survived many things that many don’t early on in life. She fought for the voiceless fiercely,” Lewis wrote. “She understood suffering and the deepest pain. She had a presence everyone saw and felt. It is this presence that will continue. Out of the dark space in which her light got dimmed. “I will remember her as tuff. Wise. Funny. Spiritual. And hopeful. This is another great reminder to call and check on someone when you think to. Not when its too late. RIPMistyUpham.” The cause of Upham’s death is yet to be determined, but filmmaker Tracy Rector – a close friend of the family – says relatives “do not feel Misty Upham committed suicide.” Her body was found “at the bottom of a 150 [ft.] embankment near the White River,” according to local authorities. Lewis then Tweeted about the unusual circumstances surrounding her late friend’s death, claiming Upham told her she “felt she could be murdered… because she was vocal,” further explaining: “Misty spoke out alot against injustices within Native community. And had known enemies. Police must do an investigation.” Lewis ended her message with the hashtag #ThisIsNOTaSUICIDE.” 23 Shocking Celebrity Deaths 1. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. Rector, meanwhile, also told The Hollywood Reporter that police were not helpful in finding the missing Native American star. “First and foremost, the family wants everyone to know that the Auburn police did not help with this situation at all,” he says. “They refused to help. “When she disappeared on Oct. 5, the family knew something was seriously wrong – it was out of character for her to be gone so long without being in touch – and they repeatedly went to the police, who insisted there was no cause for concern.”
Just days after settling her ugly feud with Snoop Dogg , Iggy Azalea finds herself at the center of another vicious war of words – this one with a little-known rapper named Hefe Wine. You may recall that Wine demanded a divorce from Iggy last week, thus overlooking minor details such as the fact that they were never married. Wine claimed that he and Azalea were common law married, a fact that only occurred to him after his ex became rich and famous. Other classy moves by Mr. Wine include threatening to leak an Iggy Azalea sex tape if the rapper didn’t make with the cash. And they say chivalry is dead! Finally fed up with the BS, Iggy went on a Twitter tirade today accusing Hef not only of lying to the court as part of his desperate cash-grab, but also of violently abusing the mother of his child: “The thing that I find awfully sad about this whole story is that the mother of this man’s 3 year old child is in court right now,” Iggy tweeted. [She’s] saying he stalked, headbutted, and tried to strangle her after their 7 year relationship ended.” “Why is her truth being overlooked in favor of sensationalism? It makes me so sad and my heart goes out to Annette Buitrago.” Ever the elegant wordsmith and moral compass of a world that’s lost its way, Hefe replied, “Its good you are comfortable with the fact you gave me chlamydia.” So yeah, Hefe Wine is pretty much the worst. 11 Odd Iggy Azalea Facts! 1. Her Stage Name Has History She took the name “Iggy Azalea” from her childhood dog and the street she grew up on.
Justin Bieber is in the clear in at least one of his many legal proceedings. Accusations that he stole a phone at the batting cages last month have been discarded. According to the Los Angeles County D.A., members of the LAPD investigated an area woman’s allegation that the bratty celebrity ganked her phone. The woman said that Bieber grabbed her phone out of her purse, presumably after she tried to snap a pic of him, leading to a tug-of-war between them. Police found nothing to support her allegations, however. Justin Bieber Accused of Robbery Cops interviewed none witnesses at Sherman Oaks Castle Park, where the Bieber cell phone theft is said to have occurred, and none of them saw this. The D.A. rejected felony prosecution, sending the case to City Attorney’s office, who could still charge the 20-year-old with a misdemeanor offense. Given what the D.A. found (jack), though, that’s unlikely. Furthermore, since being a douche is not currently a prosecutable offense in the state of California, he is unlikely to face charges from this incident. As for Justin’s neighbor egging case , that is still very much open, although the D.A.’s office is dragging its feet in the investigation for one reason or another. And as for that Selena Gomez photo he posted and deleted, neither singer has commented as of press time, but man, those two cannot quit each other. 23 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.
Dear Children of America… It’s nearly Father’s Day. And the following Craigslist user likely speaks for all male parents around the world when he asks just one favor of you in honor of his parental holiday: Please think twice – nay, three times! – before deciding you NEED to have a certain item for your backyard. Especially when said item will be put together by dear ol’ dad… and then never used again after the first 24 hours of excitement. Such was the case with the father who put up the Craigslist ad below, asking if anyone wants a trampoline kids begged and pleaded for. And then promptly ignored. Click to enlarge the photo and read the man’s hilariously bitter diatribe explaining why this is now for sale… What father out there cannot relate, right? It’s just another sign of being a parent… 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?
Yesterday marked the tenth anniversary of one of the most oft-quoted cult comedies in recent memory. While the cast of Napoleon Dynamite has experienced mixed results with regard to their acting careers, the film itself remains a beloved, quirky classic. And since the movie primarily lives on in the form of all-occasion quips like “You’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak!” we figured what better way to celebrate its decade of existence than with a list of Uncle Rico and company’s most memorable lines? 11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! 1. Napoleon Dynamite: “Whatever I Feel Like!” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!” A line so classic even Kanye used it. And why did we make a list of eleven quotes on the movie’s tenth anniversary? Because we wanted to, gosh ! So jump into the gallery above to relive some of the funniest lines 2004’s surprise indie smash. When you’re done, treat yourself to some whole milk and Chapstick. You deserve it. While you may have watched the film obsessively when it first came out you might have forgotten about the pride with which Uncle Rico promises to throw a football “over them mountains;” the intimidation you felt when Rex threatened a roundhouse to the face; or Tina’s indignation at being called a “lard.” Will such a small budget film ever again find such a massive audience? We don’t know. All we can say for sure is that Napoleon Dynamite is not pretty much the worst movie ever made. The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite: Where Are They Now? 1. Jon Heder Heder played the title character in Napoleon Dynamite. He’s continued to work consistently in the decade since, but has never recreated the succcess of his breakthrough film.
Yesterday marked the tenth anniversary of one of the most oft-quoted cult comedies in recent memory. While the cast of Napoleon Dynamite has experienced mixed results with regard to their acting careers, the film itself remains a beloved, quirky classic. And since the movie primarily lives on in the form of all-occasion quips like “You’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak!” we figured what better way to celebrate its decade of existence than with a list of Uncle Rico and company’s most memorable lines? 11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! 1. Napoleon Dynamite: “Whatever I Feel Like!” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!” A line so classic even Kanye used it. And why did we make a list of eleven quotes on the movie’s tenth anniversary? Because we wanted to, gosh ! So jump into the gallery above to relive some of the funniest lines 2004’s surprise indie smash. When you’re done, treat yourself to some whole milk and Chapstick. You deserve it. While you may have watched the film obsessively when it first came out you might have forgotten about the pride with which Uncle Rico promises to throw a football “over them mountains;” the intimidation you felt when Rex threatened a roundhouse to the face; or Tina’s indignation at being called a “lard.” Will such a small budget film ever again find such a massive audience? We don’t know. All we can say for sure is that Napoleon Dynamite is not pretty much the worst movie ever made. The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite: Where Are They Now? 1. Jon Heder Heder played the title character in Napoleon Dynamite. He’s continued to work consistently in the decade since, but has never recreated the succcess of his breakthrough film.