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Bitter Dad Posts Hilarious Craigslist Ad: Anyone Want an UNUSED Trampoline?!?

Dear Children of America… It’s nearly Father’s Day. And the following Craigslist user likely speaks for all male parents around the world when he asks just one favor of you in honor of his parental holiday: Please think twice – nay, three times! – before deciding you NEED to have a certain item for your backyard. Especially when said item will be put together by dear ol’ dad… and then never used again after the first 24 hours of excitement. Such was the case with the father who put up the Craigslist ad below, asking if anyone wants a trampoline kids begged and pleaded for. And then promptly ignored. Click to enlarge the photo and read the man’s hilariously bitter diatribe explaining why this is now for sale… What father out there cannot relate, right? It’s just another sign of being a parent… 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?

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11 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes: Sweet Skills and One-Percent Milk!

Yesterday marked the tenth anniversary of one of the most oft-quoted cult comedies in recent memory. While the cast of Napoleon Dynamite has experienced mixed results with regard to their acting careers, the film itself remains a beloved, quirky classic. And since the movie primarily lives on in the form of all-occasion quips like “You’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak!” we figured what better way to celebrate its decade of existence than with a list of Uncle Rico and company’s most memorable lines? 11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! 1. Napoleon Dynamite: “Whatever I Feel Like!” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!” A line so classic even Kanye used it. And why did we make a list of eleven quotes on the movie’s tenth anniversary? Because we wanted to, gosh ! So jump into the gallery above to relive some of the funniest lines 2004’s surprise indie smash. When you’re done, treat yourself to some whole milk and Chapstick. You deserve it. While you may have watched the film obsessively when it first came out you might have forgotten about the pride with which Uncle Rico promises to throw a football “over them mountains;” the intimidation you felt when Rex threatened a roundhouse to the face; or Tina’s indignation at being called a “lard.” Will such a small budget film ever again find such a massive audience? We don’t know. All we can say for sure is that Napoleon Dynamite is not pretty much the worst movie ever made.  The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite: Where Are They Now? 1. Jon Heder Heder played the title character in Napoleon Dynamite. He’s continued to work consistently in the decade since, but has never recreated the succcess of his breakthrough film.

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11 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes: Sweet Skills and One-Percent Milk!

11 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes: Sweet Skills and One-Percent Milk!

Yesterday marked the tenth anniversary of one of the most oft-quoted cult comedies in recent memory. While the cast of Napoleon Dynamite has experienced mixed results with regard to their acting careers, the film itself remains a beloved, quirky classic. And since the movie primarily lives on in the form of all-occasion quips like “You’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak!” we figured what better way to celebrate its decade of existence than with a list of Uncle Rico and company’s most memorable lines? 11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! 1. Napoleon Dynamite: “Whatever I Feel Like!” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!” A line so classic even Kanye used it. And why did we make a list of eleven quotes on the movie’s tenth anniversary? Because we wanted to, gosh ! So jump into the gallery above to relive some of the funniest lines 2004’s surprise indie smash. When you’re done, treat yourself to some whole milk and Chapstick. You deserve it. While you may have watched the film obsessively when it first came out you might have forgotten about the pride with which Uncle Rico promises to throw a football “over them mountains;” the intimidation you felt when Rex threatened a roundhouse to the face; or Tina’s indignation at being called a “lard.” Will such a small budget film ever again find such a massive audience? We don’t know. All we can say for sure is that Napoleon Dynamite is not pretty much the worst movie ever made.  The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite: Where Are They Now? 1. Jon Heder Heder played the title character in Napoleon Dynamite. He’s continued to work consistently in the decade since, but has never recreated the succcess of his breakthrough film.

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