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Lindsay Lohan’s Smart Hair Move of the Day

Here’s some obnoxious fake British accent making some commentary on some pictures I am not allowed to post, complete with obnoxious jokes, unfounded assumptions, overall low quality coverage….but luckily, with the help of the mute button, I am capable of focusing on the core of what really matters here and that is that Lohan is going to win a fucking Oscar….all you idiots just keep trying to bring her down…laugh at her cuz you would rather do that than focus on your own shitty lives staying in on a Saturday night to watch her….while she’s not staying in to watch you…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s a fucking superstar and I want to get her pregnant at least now I do as her cheeks swelling goes down and her shitty whore hair gets a little more normal…. This is my Leave Lohan alone post like I was that tranny Chris Cocker and she was Britney. She’s only 25 motherfuckers. I don’t even remember being 25. I was a fucking mess and look at me now….running the internet in my own delusions…. Give her a fucking break. She’s hot. More importantly…she’s Lindsay fucking Lohan…

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Valerija Kelava & Chloe Memisevic Horse Themed Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

I don’t really get the whole Horse Fetish, Equuis Erotica or whatever the fuck the fetish is called, because horses just aren’t part of our daily lives, sure in a time before cars, when all the rich folk had to ride their horses to town, developing lasting relationships with them, all while being around their massive, majestic genitals, I can see this kind of weirdness forming….but in this generation…there’s no real reason for it… Sure. I am all for horse hair tail butt plugs and I have been for a long time….and I don’t mind some leather, harnesses or even a saddle…but it still only really makes sense to me when it is starring two models showing their tit for a fashion shoot…. Titties for Fashion!!!!

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Vanessa Hudgen’s Crotch Shot Holding a Gun of the Day

I like guns. I like shooting them. I don’t care that they kill people or that they are accessible cuz matches are accessible and burning down your neigbor’s house is just as deadly as going in and shooting up your neighbor’s house, as long as you lock the doors properly….. I never fell into that whole girls with guns fetish, it just doesn’t turn me on, even though shooting guns turns them on….cuz I guess it makes them feel lethal and dangerous and bitches love excitement… I have fell into that whole staring at crotches in short shorts, panties and bikinis like I was a fucking gynecologist though….so that’s why this picture of Vanessa Hudgens, our favorite little hair monkey holding a gun, speaks to me….shit she could be holding a bunch of bananas, a diet coke or anything, cuz as long as the crotch is focal point, nothing else matters….Tip Via Celebribabes I was looking for more pics of these bitches Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez on twitter cuz this gun shit is from a shit movie they are making, you know in efforts to make this post even better and more robust….but unfortunately the only one posting any pics is some fatty named Ashley Benson…who is also in the movie and doing all she can to get noticed by associating with the more important sex offender and child pornographer… TO SEE PICTURES OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS ON SET WITH SOME CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Iowa Caucus Or ‘Glee’? One Voter Stuns Andrew Jenks

‘World of Jenks’ star hopes young people invest in themselves by voting in 2012. By Andrew Jenks Andrew Jenks Photo: MTV News DES MOINES, Iowa — Today, Iowans will vote in the first primary (well, caucus, actually) that could set the 2012 presidential race in all sorts of directions. Some candidates may drop out (sorry, Michele Bachmann), others may become front-runners (welcome to the big leagues, Rick Santorum). I don’t know what to expect — nobody does — which is kind of what makes Iowa amazing. But amid the building energy, I’m also kind of let down. Last night, someone looked at me as I watched a few candidates campaigning around town (it was hard not to run into a candidate in the state’s capital this week) and said, “You realize there’s 3 million of us. Only 120,000 vote. That’s 4 percent.” Damn. All of a sudden, I was feeling kind of hopeless. I spoke with one twentysomething and asked, “You going to vote tomorrow night?” He laughed: “There’s a repeat of ‘Glee’ on.” Wow, really? A “Glee” rerun trumps participating in one of the truly unique democratic processes our country offers? But I am no glass-half-empty guy — I hope today, more than anything, isn’t just a day when I get to see what it looks like when someone my age goes into a caucus for the first time. When they lock the doors at 7 p.m., not a minute later. When I follow a decided voter as he/she finds out who wins. Or when I follow an undecided voter as they hear each person make a case for their candidate and then make a final decision before the caucuses close at 9 p.m. More than anything, I hope to see that people my age actually care. It makes sense that we don’t trust the system, but we are hopeful about our future. So rather than relying on everyone else to decide the rest of our life, we might as well start investing in ourselves. Plus, you can always catch “Glee” on iTunes. MTV is on the scene in Iowa! Head to Iowa.MTV.com for all our Iowa caucus coverage , and stick with PowerOf12.org throughout the presidential election season to follow Andrew Jenks on the campaign trail. Related Videos Barnstorming The Iowa Caucus With Andrew Jenks

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