I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things…. Pics via Fame
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Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day
