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Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China…. And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile… That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day

I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things…. Pics via Fame

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