We were wishing and hoping for a fantastic weekend of boob tube nudity, and it looks like rubbing that lucky rabbit’s foot really paid off, because last night Showtime showed us skin on the season premieres of Shameless and Californication and the series premiere of House of Lies . First, Emmy Rossum was awesome (as always) on Shameless ‘ Season 2 premiere as she went for a ride on her guy on a Chicago beach. We’ve been to that beach, and we can tell you it’s a miracle Emmy didn’t get a whole ‘nother kind of prick from an errant needle. But spankfully, Emmy and her windy titties were safe. Next, on the series premiere of House of Lies , we got even more than we bargained for when Daphne Duplaix ( The Blackout ) joined Dawn Olivieri and Megan Echikunwoke ( whom we saw last week ) for some surprise snookers in the front seat of a car. We told you fat cats got great bonuses! Finally, on the Season 5 premiere of Californication , Sonni Laine ‘s seat meat shot was short and sweet, but (you guessed it) it’ll make you grow long. See the pics after the jump!
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TV Nudity Report: Shameless, House of Lies, Californication [PICS]
