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Lindsay Lohan’s Hint Of Freckled Cleavage

I love this new free Lindsay Lohan , she’s all over the place now. I guess I would be too if I couldn’t leave my house for a few months. Here she is on the beach in a nice pair of booty shorts showing off those long freckly legs of hers. If those freckles ever join forces, she’s going to have an awesome tan. I can tell that she’s trying hard to show off her big freckly breasts too, but the angle just isn’t working in her favor. I can see a hint of cleavage, but that’s not going to cut it. Better luck next time princess.

Hilary Duff’s Bad Ass Short Shorts

I love the summertime, the lack of clothing that women wear is simply awesome. Here’s Hilary Duff out in her hot pair of denim cut offs and her bad ass tank top like she’s about to hop on the back of my motorcycle. Alright, I don’t have a motorcycle, but I have one of those bikes from the eighties that looked like a motorcycle complete with shocks and a plastic gas tank. That should do the trick. Leave the douche at home. And you’re going to have to make the motor sounds. Call me.