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Carmen Electra’s Oral Fixation

Here’s Carmen Electra packed into a tight dress at some party in Vegas over the weekend. We don’t see as much of this hottie anymore, I guess she’s getting a little old, it’s almost time to send the old girl out to pasture with all the other washed up hot chicks. I hear they run free on a farm in upstate New York somewhere, pouting and making sexy faces all day. Sounds nice. I’ve also included a video of Carmen taking a tumble in a fancy dress on the catwalk, not for any reason in particular, I just like watching hot chicks fall down. Enjoy.

Jessica Wright Is My Kind Of Woman

I’m going to assume that this Jessica Wright chick is one of the girls from the British show The Only Way To Essex , that thing seems to be filled with this kind of chick, I might have to figure out a way to watch a few episodes. Whoever she is, she’s got a few qualities I look for in a woman, a nice fake tan, perfect big breasts and some nice fake hair. My kind of girl. I would have also accepted daddy issues and alcohol addiction. Call me.

Rose McGowan’s Cougar Hotness

I like that Rose McGowan is becoming a sexy cougar, I’ve been craving an older bird over the last few years. Here she is in her sexy striped dress showing off her sexy aging hotness. I was at a bar last night and saw a cougar in leather pants, a leather jacket and leather boots that made her look like she was wearing a completely leather bodysuit. I think I fell in love with her. Sure she had a full head of hair extensions and a weird looking old lady face, but nobody’s perfect.

Jessica Wright Big Tanned Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell this thing called The Only Way Is Essex is, I assume some sort of crappy British soap opera, but here’s one of its stars heading out on the town. Her name is Jessica Wright , she looks like she’s about fifty years old, and she’s got a great set of chesticles on her. That’s all I need to know. Enjoy. more pictures of Jessica Wright here

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Still Works

I haven’t seen Carmen Electra in a while, I assumed she was sent off to pasture on some farm with all the other aging busty glamor models and rock video girls to live out the rest of her days in peace, but it’s nice to see the old girl all dressed up again. She’s still got it, I mean she’s looking a little weathered, but that’s easy to look past when she’s got the big old tanned boobies front and center. When’s some rich old dude going to snatch this one up as a nostalgic trophy wife? I would. more pictures of Carmen Electra here

Sexy Cora Dies Having Breasts Enlarged

It’s never nice hearing about someone dying, it happens every day, but it’s even worse when that person is a pornstar and she dies needlessly having her breasts enlarged for the SIXTH time. According to

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Carmen Electra Shows Us Her Good Side

I thought it might be a good idea to throw in a few shots of Carmen Electra , you know, just so that when she googles herself later today she won’t be disappointed to see nothing but pictures of her from when she was young and hot. Who says I’m not kind to the elderly? You block out one old man with a walker trying to cut in line at McDonald’s and you’re labelled an ageist. Anyhow, Carmen is still looking pretty good. I think sticking out her chest was a smart more. Well done. more pictures of Carmen Electra here

Molly Sims’ Camel Toe Fails To Impress

I like a camel toe as much as the next guy, but Molly Sims ‘ just isn’t doing it for me. She doesn’t seem like she’s into her camel toe, you’ve got to own it, be proud of it and let the world know you want everyone to enjoy it as much as you do. I’m just not feeling it in these shots, it’s almost like she’s ashamed of it. When I wear my man spandex pants to yoga class I own my Moose Knuckle , I’m proud of it, I volunteer to demonstrate the next position for the whole class, I’ve got that thing up in all the girls faces. That’s how I roll.

Carmen Electra Needs More Attention

I don’t think that Carmen Electra gets enough attention anymore, she needs a TV show or a porn or something. She’s still hot and has some of the best fake boobs in the business, it would be a shame to keep those things hidden on the sidelines, she needs to get back in the game. Maybe a reality show about her getting a job as a live in half naked cleaning lady/personal assistant/dancer for a single celebrity blogger. I only have one bedroom, but we can work something out. more pictures of Carmen Electra here

Carmen Electra In Her Stripper Costume

This is the kind of thing I like to see, Carmen Electra embracing her roots and dressing like a stripper. It’s about time. I’m not sure where she’s going dressed like this, but I guarantee it’s not as exciting as where I’m imagining she’s going. Her place probably involves The Pussycat Dolls or a gay dude’s birthday party, where as mine involve naked genetically modified humanoid Carmen Electra clones that need to be covered in baby oil every half hour in order to stay fresh. I wish.