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Breaking News! Miley Cyrus Forgot To Wear A Bra

Once again, Miley Cyrus decided to share a nice photo of herself on Twitter. Fortunately for us, she “forgot” to wear a bra. I don’t know about you guys but I never allow photos taken of me unless I have my padded underoos on. No moose knuckle action for the ladies. I like to keep some things for the imagination.

Jane Lynch Lesbian Crotch Pictures of the Day

I hate lesbians…partially cuz they won’t fuck me under an circumstance…but mainly because they hate me…all uptight and anti-penis because they were molested as a kid, or because no guys gave them attention growing up, or because they are ugly and the only human willing to fuck them is another woman cuz women are maternal and like to care for broken down, injured things to nurture them back to health….but I do love their haircuts, combat boots, overalls, and overall demeanor…real turn on… So staring at Jane Lynch’s crotch, possibly rocking a strap-on set of balls, or maybe that’s a cameltoe and not a moose knuckle is only natural you know…cuz we all want what we can’t have…sometimes even when it looks like this…scary.

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Jane Lynch Lesbian Crotch Pictures of the Day

Molly Sims’ Camel Toe Fails To Impress

I like a camel toe as much as the next guy, but Molly Sims ‘ just isn’t doing it for me. She doesn’t seem like she’s into her camel toe, you’ve got to own it, be proud of it and let the world know you want everyone to enjoy it as much as you do. I’m just not feeling it in these shots, it’s almost like she’s ashamed of it. When I wear my man spandex pants to yoga class I own my Moose Knuckle , I’m proud of it, I volunteer to demonstrate the next position for the whole class, I’ve got that thing up in all the girls faces. That’s how I roll.