I have a story of a girl who reminds me a lot of this Taylor Momsen chick, only she wasn’t 16, she was 18 but looked pretty much the same as this Taylor Momsen chick, tall, skinny, fake blonde ratty hair and a fucked up scraggle face and it goes like this.
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Taylor Momsen Dressed Like a 16 Year Old Genie of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged explain-the-lap, face, Hollywood, Match, match-someone, taylor, telemarketing, the-biggest
I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. People are saying dude got a boner on X-Factor and as someone with a small dick, I don’t really see how this is a boner, I have a feeling it’s more of a colostomy bag or some shit because motherfucker has some kind of fucking disease and this is his make a wish foundation dream and the whole mocking him about the shit is actually just cruel, but you can tell Simon Cowell is wishing it is actually a dick or a boner, and not some kind of swollen ball or medical equipment, cuz it turns him on more than Ryan Seacrest does….
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X-Factor Awkward Boner of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged ball-or-medical, colostomy-bag, Gay, guess-someone, Hollywood, kardashian, Match, match-someone, pretty-obvious, she-deserved, Susan Boyle, the-biggest
Apparently the 6 foot 5 monster Kardashian, weighing in a 200 lbs, has finally found her match, and by match someone who’s penis she can actually feel inside of her who is no too picky about the pussy he sticks it inside, because up until now she’s only been able to attract real desperate losers, none of whom were 7 foot 2 with penis that even the biggest girls they got with couldn’t take, which really sucked for her, not that she deserved any better, considering she’s fucking vile to look at, but now that she’s on TV she’s been able to get her message out there and I guess someone came knocking’. Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Khloe Kardashian and Her Big Black Boyfriend of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged attract-real, boyfriend, came-knocking, feel-inside, guess-someone, Hollywood, kardashian, Match, match-someone, message-out, she-deserved, the-biggest
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