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Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about…. I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore….. The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS …. I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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My name is Sarah, I am 13 years old and I am Brazilian. I do not…

My name is Sarah, I am 13 years old and I am Brazilian. I do not have much money, and my mother could not pay for my ticket and she and my father did not want to give me money to buy them. I decided to enter all current promotions to go to his concert in Sao Paulo (where I live). Finally it was the day of the concert and my mom’s heart was sinking knowing that she could not give me that ticket, and how sad I was because every day I cried and kept asking her. As usual I was on Twitter. I had given up about going to the show, and then I saw my messages that said, “You won”. I asked one of them what I had won? I ended up winning meet & greets and track premium tickets! I had completely forgotten about this promotion. I quickly called the company. I had won for the next day! Some people on Twitter sent me messages saying that I did not deserve it, but I said I won because God wanted me to. The next day I was so excited. I hardly slept the night before. Arriving at the stadium my heart started beating very fast and I was very anxious. Mr. Justin Drew Bieber was a little late for the meeting. At the time, five girls came in to meet him along with myself. After taking the photo, one of the girls hugged him, and I wanted to hug him too, but he seemed shy. When I decided to embrace him, Kenny stopped me because time had run out.  On the way out I met Scooter. I stopped to say hi to him and he waved. I saw the bands Cobra Starship, The Wanted a Brazilian band. Finally the love of my life Justin came on stage. I thank God, Midiorama, and Justin, it was the best day of my life. In the picture I’m the last on the right. Justin, I hope you know that October 9, 2011 will forever be the best day of my life. More: My name is Sarah, I am 13 years old and I am Brazilian. I do not…

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