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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton From The O.C. Admitted She Was Drugged While Out Drinking With Friends

‘The O.C.’ star Mischa Barton stated she was drugged prior to hospitalization.

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Is Mischa Barton In Bikini Hotter When Dry Or Wet?

There is no one out there who doesn’t find Mischa Barton in a bikini incredibly sexy, but is she sexier when she’s wet or when she’s dry? I don’t know if Mischa Barton was hoping to spark this debate with her dueling bikini Instagram posts, but it sure does have my mind racing…. read more

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Mischa Barton Braless Run Then Smoke of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was more than just the poisoned 14 year old girl in the sixt sense – throwing up and dead that you masturbated to because you’re weird… There was a time, when Mischa Barton was really about to die. She was on drugs, she was unshowered, she was partying, she was a self destructing mess, who was in an out of rehab, because I guess the OC, or her parents who got her in the OC, were too much for her little rich soul to handle…. But she’s a survivor, she made a comeback, she did Dancing with the Stars, she washes…she’s back to her average at best actress self… So seeing her run – then take a smoke break – on her way to vote the other day – is magical – it makes me remember how good it is to be alive… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton Braless Run Then Smoke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Is A Goddess In A White Bikini

The name Mischa comes from Russia, it is the diminutive form of Michael, from the nickname Misha, and it means “Who Is Like God?” but when it comes to Mischa Barton I think it’s closer to who looks like a goddess? And the answer is Mischa Barton…. read more

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Rihanna, Chris Brown Get Shout-Out in Law & Order Episode Based on Rihanna, Chris Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, and the writers of Law and Order: SVU sought to cash in on the buzz with last night’s explosive episode. In the Law & Order episode based on them , their names were changed to Mischa and Caleb, but many of the case’s events played out just like in real life. The cops even liken Mischa and Caleb to Rihanna and Chris Brown . Law & Order SVU Clip: Rihanna and Chris Brown? First, there’s a domestic violence incident as Mischa sees Caleb hugging some girl and says, “I can’t leave you alone for five minutes without you getting trashy.” An enraged Caleb’s response: “Who you steppin’ to, skinny ass ho!” Her head is slammed on the ground. She is punched in the face. After Mischa refuses to testify against Caleb, a la Rih in 2009, the detective says, “These two should go on a double with Chris Brown and Rihanna.” Amazing. This being Law & Order , last night’s ending was fictionalized, of course (unless Chris decides he’s going to KILL Rihanna later this year). As Caleb and Mischa enjoy a romantic moment on a private yacht, she asks about a text on his phone, again – and he tells her to mind her own business. The next scene we see is of a reporter at a memorial service for Mischa, whose body was found dead and lifeless in the ocean, next to the yacht. Eerie stuff.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about…. I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore….. The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS …. I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mischa Barton making love

Beautiful actress Mischa Barton in an exciting outdoor sex scene. In that moment of passion her titties can be seen. Continue reading

Mischa Barton crazy topless

We would still fuck Mischa topless even though she is a nutter Continue reading