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Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs…. She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette….. She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are…. I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST THESE BIKINI PICS SO TO SEE THEM: FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day