Ronaldo pretends he’s not gay, Irina Shayk pretends she’s not pretending to be his girlfriend in exchange for an SI Swimsuit model career. I don’t know what’s worse…that Ronaldo pretends to be straight, or that the millions of dudes around the world who have “non-sexual” crushes on the motherfucker, cuz you know, they really dig his soccer skills, pretend they are straight, cuz you see Ronaldo could just be a dainty little Euro, who actually fucks models who get on the cover of SI cuz they are dating him, sure he wears tight white pants and has real queer haircuts, but he is not the one obsessing over a dude, watching him run around in short shorts, and talking about him on his spare time. Something to think about…cuz I know you are got nothing else to think about…
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Ronaldo and Irina Shayk Pretending of the Day
