I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…
My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from Denmark . I’ve been a Belieber since January 2010. I’ve never thought that I was going to write my own Bieber experience, but here it goes. It all started in June 2012, when the tickets for Justin Bieber’s concert in Denmark went on sale. I really wanted to get the best seats to the show and also meet and greet tickets, so I bought a membership on Bieberfever. Unfortunately the meet and greet tickets weren’t on sale during the pre-sale, so I didn’t get them. Then the day the official sale started I wasn’t fast enough to buy the meet and greet tickets. I was really down about it, but Justin Bieber told us all to never say never and believe , but at the time, I found it difficult because we were 50,000 people going to the concert in Denmark. The chances of winning meet and greet seemed really small. The concert was on April 20th, 2013 and the day before April 19th I got an e-mail from Bieberfever saying that I FREAKING WON MEET AND GREET. I was so happy and couldn’t believe that after 3 and a half years of being a belieber I was going to get a picture with my biggest idol. The day of, about 4:45 p.m. on April 20th, Ryan from the crew came out to all us meet and greeters and got us into the building. It happened really fast and it was so surreal. I didn’t knew what to expect, but suddenly I was standing in the same room as Justin and somehow no one stood on the right side of him so I quickly went over to him. He smiled big at me with his teeth. I put my arm around him and he did the same thing with me. I remember me cuddling him on the shoulder blade and just smiling really big into the camera. After that I cried for like 20 minutes because I was so happy and because I was in shock I guess. Then the concert started and he was so amazing and it was 100% the best day of my life, no doubt about that! -@NENAjustNENA Read more: My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from…
My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from Denmark . I’ve been a Belieber since January 2010. I’ve never thought that I was going to write my own Bieber experience, but here it goes. It all started in June 2012, when the tickets for Justin Bieber’s concert in Denmark went on sale. I really wanted to get the best seats to the show and also meet and greet tickets, so I bought a membership on Bieberfever. Unfortunately the meet and greet tickets weren’t on sale during the pre-sale, so I didn’t get them. Then the day the official sale started I wasn’t fast enough to buy the meet and greet tickets. I was really down about it, but Justin Bieber told us all to never say never and believe , but at the time, I found it difficult because we were 50,000 people going to the concert in Denmark. The chances of winning meet and greet seemed really small. The concert was on April 20th, 2013 and the day before April 19th I got an e-mail from Bieberfever saying that I FREAKING WON MEET AND GREET. I was so happy and couldn’t believe that after 3 and a half years of being a belieber I was going to get a picture with my biggest idol. The day of, about 4:45 p.m. on April 20th, Ryan from the crew came out to all us meet and greeters and got us into the building. It happened really fast and it was so surreal. I didn’t knew what to expect, but suddenly I was standing in the same room as Justin and somehow no one stood on the right side of him so I quickly went over to him. He smiled big at me with his teeth. I put my arm around him and he did the same thing with me. I remember me cuddling him on the shoulder blade and just smiling really big into the camera. After that I cried for like 20 minutes because I was so happy and because I was in shock I guess. Then the concert started and he was so amazing and it was 100% the best day of my life, no doubt about that! -@NENAjustNENA Read more: My name is Nena, I’m 16 years old and I’m from…
Kylie Minogue has announced details of her new single and upcoming album on her website. The pop princess posted a video on her official website with a clip of her new single “All The Lovers,” which she announced will be released on June 28. She added that her 11th studio album, Aphrodite , will be out on July 5 – just a week after her new single is released. Then Minogue took to her Twitter page to tell the worl all the good news. “I am so happy to share this little *snippet* of the first single with you all. kylie.com.” The announcement was scheduled for 12pm UK time but the star’s website crashed for several minutes because of a surge of demand.
I made a vow to never post Paris Hilton pictures again. I was tired of her and wanted her to disappear and she pretty much almost did. I don’t think I had anything to do with it, she was just laying low, but it was a nice moment of piece. The problem with me is that I am inconsistent. There’s been many times I’ve said “I am never drinking again” or “I am going to lose 40 pounds this week” or “I am going to quit smoking” and I pull through and stick to my guns for a solid 5 minutes because my will power is just so strong…. So I can’t help but post these pictures of Paris Hilton showing her ass in a bikini, I have just trained myself to do this shit and I can’t turn my back to a bitch craving attention, no matter how played out, useless, ugly, disgusting, diseased, boring, annoying she is…. So here’s Paris Hilton making my kind of comeback, now I just want her to do an instructional video on how to play connect the dots with herpes scars. Fa-La-La-La. Pics via Bauer
