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Joe Francis Tell-All Excerpt: In Which Paris Hilton Smuggles Coke in Her Vagina [Books]

“Girls Gone Wild” boss and Douche of the Decade Joe Francis is suing to stop the sale of former employee Ryan Simkin’s tell-all book . But Simkin gave us an excerpt (below)—involving Paris Hilton smuggling coke and ecstasy, sexxxily. More

BP’s Oil Spill Report Mostly Blames Non-BP Companies [Spin]

BP has released its internal investigative report on the Deepwater Horizon explosion, and — spoiler! — it “deflects attention away from BP,” pinning more responsibility on Transocean and Halliburton. Maybe that’s true? Or maybe it’s just standard corporate PR. More