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Lara Bingle Gets Her Pussy Sniffed of the Day

Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you

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Adrienne Curry Riding a Mechanical Bull of the Day

Adrienne Curry is my enemy. Sure she’s a fucking nobody, total bottom feeding cunt, contributing absolutely nothing to the world and who has enough time on her hands to target me on twitter and attempt to tell me off, which made me want to ruin her, before realizing she’s already ruined….but someone sent me this video of her on a Mechanical Bull, a fetish to some dude, hence why they have them in bars, but to me they are only fun when fat chicks get up on them and hold on for their lives, but that’s only because I find fat chicks doing pretty much any day to day activity fucking hysterical….. Unfortunately, Adrienne Curry didn’t break her neck and become parazlyzed or get whatever other injury you get on Mechanical Bulls and she wasn’t topless showing off her fake tits, so there’s really no point in watching this, but I’m posting it anyway, in memory of her 15 minutes of fame before her Very Brady Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking made actual celebrity unnecessary

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Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality …and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day