Here’s former Miss USA and Miss Nevada Alyssa Campanella at the Finals Pageant to crown the new Miss Nevada USA and Miss Nevada Teen USA for 2014. I’m not sure who won, because as a blogger, my reporter skills are pretty much limited to three minutes of Google searching before I get bored, but whoever it was, I bet they aren’t nearly as hot Alyssa here. I know there are probably rules against repeats, but I think it’s worth making an exception this time. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is…. She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage… Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.
Megan Fox and her Handler – Brian Austin Green from 90210 are scrambling. The fact that she may not get booked for Transformers is the harsh reality that her career may be coming to an end fast. You know because she’s a whole lot of fucking hype, she’s not nearly as hot as everyone thinks she is, and the fact that people are starting to drop her from her biggest movie and the movie will still be a huge money maker cuz they brought in hotter pussy, will just solidify the fact that she’s useless, talentless and not needed….she is just a hired gun that is replacable…and not a celebrity that movies need to ensure success…so they hit the idiot drawing board and figured that the best way to get back in the public eye is to let her out of her cage and get her into a bikini cuz bikinis always get noticed…unfortunatley for her, she’s no where near as exciting in a bikini as she used to be… We lost a Golden Girl today…and I think these pictures will solidify that Megan Fox was never a Golden Girl she was marketed as…she’s just smoke and mirrors and hopefully we’ve lost the general consensus that she was anything but that. Let’s hope this is an RIP to her career…..may her journey back to her white trash suburban life be as fun as her climb away from it….and for our sake…let’s hope for lots of sex tape desperation…cuz we all know it will get to that level and we’ll love participating in it….. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
Kim Kardashian is a new fucking woman, I don’t know what the fuck she did to herself but she doesn’t look the same at all and I guess even she figured she was lame as fuck and a total fucking attention seeking joke who only had a career cuz she let black dudes piss on her like the urinal at my local community center on a thursday night after the basketball practice and it was probably best to do try to escape that by transforming herself into someone know one fuckin’ recognzied. I hear the next big move towards escaping the shit is pulling a Chastity Bono, so enjoy these tits when you have the chance, cuz with whatever bra she has on, they are pretty spectacular. PICS VIA FAME
I met an ex self destructive dude in the woods where I was drinking alone and trying to medidate, you know plan my future, think of what is coming next, plot my escape from the Internet and decide where to escape to, and this asshole rained on my fuckin’ day dreamin’ parade. He thought I cared about his medical history that he was volunteering, from his drug addiction to hepatitis, to cancer, to a blood infection that made him crazy to his weighloss and walmart shorts before preaching about depression and abuse and how he is a fuckin’ hero in his therapists eyes for breaking free from addiction and having this positive new outlook on life.
Miley was out wearing the Disney Issued shorts she is contractually obliged to wear everytime she goes to a meeting with her bosses, only she was good enough to keep the crotchless feature that buttons up like a pair of Peter Pan pajamas, buttoned up because otherwise these pics would make us all kiddie porn peddlers. Remember one day she will turn 18 and that day will hopefully be the day all you perverts lose interest with her because I can tell you this much, she is not hot
I hate these sisters, but at least they get half naked for attention, because despite it not being as exciting as fullynaked, it is a hell of a lot more interesting than fully clothed and in all honesty, based on Annalynne McCord’s mouth, I think her pussy may be a disgustingly large, and meaty thing to look at, that may or may not have a set of horse teeth growing in the shit.
