Tag Archives: night-looking

Victoria Justice Makes Everything Better

Here’s my new favorite internet girlfriend, Victoria Justice , looking sexy at some sort of awards show last night. She must have had the ‘Hottest Piece Of Ass’ award locked up. Well deserved. I don’t know what the deal is with those weird looking high heels of hers, they don’t even have heels, but I like it. Although to be fair, this chick is so hot I’d like it if she wore rain boots or slippers made out of kittens. Hot. That’s true love. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Classy Cleavage

I thought that the site needed a little supermodel cleavage to really class things up today, and who better than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to do just that? Here she is at some sexy party last night looking as gorgeous as ever. I’m only assuming it’s a sexy party, it could be some lame charity event for all I know, but for the sake of this post I’m going to go ahead and imagine that later in the evening Rosie was spotted locked in a deep embrace with a couple of Japanese strippers. Good times. more pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley here

Selena Gomez Is Boring Me

I think that I’m starting to get bored with this Selena Gomez chick, which isn’t good because I love almost all hotties. But she’s dating that Bieber douche, she may or may not have some weird medical issue and she hasn’t really tarted it up yet. Disappointing. Here she is at some event the other night looking…. Kind of boring actually. I guess she’s still young and thinks that nobody cares if she wears a boring pair of jeans and a lame shirt. She’s wrong. Hopefully as she ages she’ll realize that less is more.

Brooke Burke Is Pretty In Pink

Here’s Brooke Burke at some charity event last night looking sexy in her frilly little prom-like dress. How cute. I wouldn’t mind making out with this one on the gym mats in my high-school storage closet if you know what I mean. Anyhow, she hasn’t dumped this Baywatch guy yet? What the hell? The show has been off the air for like fifteen years, it’s time to move on to someone a little more relevant. I can think of a certain blogger with frail blogging wrists who’s available. Your call.

Alessandra Ambrosio Because She’s Hot

I haven’t got any other reason to post these pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio other than the fact that she’s Alessandra Ambrosio . That’s pretty much good enough for me. Anyhow, here she is out on the town the other night looking as sexy as ever, she’s a supermodel remember, in a nice little black skirt. When is the world going to go completely berserk so that a lowly blogger like myself can have a hot chick like this? I just need some sort of timeline so I can prepare myself mentally and physically. I have a book on calisthenics I’ve been meaning to read. Call me.

Mila Kunis Give Me Sexy Dirty Looks

Here’s Mila Kunis at some Hollywood Reporter party last night looking sexy in her little red dress. I love her bitchy looks, it’s hot and a little scary at the same time. I’m not saying that she’s actually a bitch, although that kid from Home Alone might disagree, but I feel like I’m being scolded for not putting the toilet seat down or sleeping with her sister that one time. I love it.

Selena Gomez Gets Nice And Leggy

Here’s Selena Gomez at the premiere of that Never Say Never garbage last night looking pretty hot for a chick who’s recently had grubby little Bieber paws all over her. She should probably get some kind of shot for that. I didn’t know she could look so ladylike, she just always seems like a Disney child star to me, so these are a nice surprise. She’s really coming into her own, look at those legs, yes please. more pictures of Selena Gomez here

The Transformation of a Jersey Girl [Before And After]

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an event last night looking gorgeous and chic. What a disappointment! More

Jessica Alba Is One Hot Little Focker

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Little Fockers premiere last night looking hotter than hell and not only that, but classy all at the same time. That’s very rare, like a prostitute you can bring to a fancy restaurant for a work function to make all your co-workers think that you can actually somehow land a hottie who’s willing to spent time with you in front of all your douchebag work friends…. And then she’ll let you urinate on her later. If you’re into that kind of thing. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Here’s reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari at some party the other night looking pretty damn hot. I’m not exactly a fan of the tongue sticking out, I guess it’s supposed to look sexy, but I love the cleavage so I’ll look past it. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but she certainly knows how to work with what she’s got. Her ass has been off the air for quite some time now, I’m surprised she hasn’t been snatched up for another show, she must be a terrible actress. I smell Playboy .