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Pole Dance Video of the Day

For those of you into strippers, or even just going to the local pole dance class and watching the suburban women channeling their inner slut, this video is for you….you know to get you in the mood…and make your day go by a little faster, smoother, better…okay….I’m posting this cuz it’s weird….enjoy

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Susann Lucci Old Shitty Fake Tits of the Day

There are so many similarities between pornstars and soap stars…. 1- Bad Acting 2- Bad Plastic Surgery 3- Shitty Storylines 4- Masturbating fans 5- Comes with certain level of shame, soul selling in exchange for a paycheck… enough of this you get what I’m saying….and that’s that I am bad at lists… What I’m trying to say is that Soap Operas are erotica for fat women who don’t work. The women on the shit always look like botox, fake titty, fake tan, fake hair you’d expect to find on sex workers…the storyline is usually garbage, the acting even worse, and the whole thing is to get people to cum….cuz that keeps them coming back…. So seeing Susan Lucci pushing up them titties, is kinda like watching a veteran vagina spread her tired, beat up pussy, for her adoring fans who just can’t let go, to have one more go at themselves while thinking about her…and I figure all post these final moments of Susan Lucci’s sex appeal, cuz modern science and her plastic surgeon, have tried all the tricks to keep her as eternal as the shows she’s been on….shows that I admittedly have tried jerking off to…cuz like I said…I like to pretend I’m a housewife when I role play with myself sometimes…no wait I didn’t say that…oh fuck I just did….I hate when I do that. So embarrassing…

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Shia LaBeouf’s Girlfriend’s Ass in Denim of the Day

There is no explanation as to why I felt posting pics of Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend’s ass in jeans seemed like something you’d want to see….it just kinda happened and I ran with it…. Her name is Karolyn Pho, I assume she’s trying to get notcied, known, or work cuz why else would she date Shia LaBeoufs, or any actor for that matter, cuz actors are spoiled whiney bitches, the only reason they are tolerated is cuz of the fame, fortune and lifestyle, otherwise, they’d be all alone….and these hot asses would be with real men who don’t stare at themselves in the mirror asking if they could pass for a 17 year old for a new movie they are reading for…while they aren’t practicing their singing and dancing or doing yoga, drinking wheatgrass and all other things you’d expect to be irritating about these motherfuckers… True story…here’s her groupie ladder climbing no-name ass…which I guess is porn to some – so enjoy

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