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Travis Decker, Clueless San Diego Padres Fan, Drilled By Foul Ball in Mid-Facebook Update

San Diego Padres fan Travis Decker learned the hard way over the weekend that Facebook and baseball don’t always mix. At least not live baseball. He was struck hard by a foul ball in the upper deck of the right field stands at Petco Park while attempting to “check in” to the stadium on his phone. Decker was too busy trying to update the universe that he was at Petco, he failed to pay attention to the exciting action at Petco. To his own detriment. That’s gotta hurt, but give Travis credit for being a good sport at least: Your browser does not support iframes. Padres Fan Hit By Foul Ball This is the second most embarrassing video to come out of America’s Finest City in the past week, with the first being the epic San Diego fireworks fail. Pull it together, SD!

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Travis Decker, Clueless San Diego Padres Fan, Drilled By Foul Ball in Mid-Facebook Update

Joshua Garlathy, Deadbeat Dad, Lured Out of Hiding By Promise of Role in Jennifer Aniston Rom-Com

In articles-that-are-somehow-real-and-not-from-the-Onion news, a man who owed over $32,000 in child support was recently lured out of hiding. With the promise of a role in a new Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy. After getting a call from the film’s “producers,” Joshua Garlathy didn’t think twice about leaving his Hawaii hideout and heading back to Allentown, Pa. There, his ex-girlfriend had spent 19 YEARS trying to get Garlathy to pay the money he owes to support their kid to no avail … until an idea struck. The “producer” was actually bounty hunter Scott Bernstein, and Banished in Brooklyn – in which Garlathy would play “a small part as a guitar-strumming bad guy by the name of Dirty Nick” – is not a real movie, though it sounds right up Jen’s alley. Hope Dog Chapman is taking notes. Amazingly, this is not the first plot of its kind. In Alabama, Operation Iron Snare rounded up deadbeat parents with Alabama-Auburn football tickets. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Joshua Garlathy, Deadbeat Dad, Lured Out of Hiding By Promise of Role in Jennifer Aniston Rom-Com