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Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year…. Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat. I’m talking to you Kate Upton. Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.

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Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day

Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip. As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead… I’m into it

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Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day