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Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day

I guess BOLT ON TITS on a trashy, lame, cheesy, clickbait from instagram is the look SI is going for thanks to her 11 Million followers they hope will care…the youngins that don’t give a fuck about SI…since SI Swim is for old people…and they don’t like admitting that as they scramble to understand that they are irrelevant as any and all girls can post bikini pics that look as good as their photoshoots and they do – everyday – without some lame magazine with outdated uninteresting cunts in it…all SI does is give these shameless whores a stamp of approval no one cares about but them…to feel less whorey, even though they are whores… But I guess when trying to be relevant and sell ads…you need eyeballs, to make some noise, last year they used that fat bitch, now they are using whatever this is…and it’s all so lame..but I’m posting it to call it lame..since I don’t have a Swimsuit issue of my own…because I’m lazy. I like how ghetto, ratchet they are trying to go…it’s funny…seeing publishing die…as I sink on the raft next to the cruise ship that is SI… I mean this content is so lame and aggressive but this is the biggest day of her meaningless half naked bolt on tit life…and what’s the deal with the bolt on tits or SI allowing that in their mag, what is this shit a car calendar for Mechanics in the 90s…seriously…BUNK… The post Alexis Ren for SI because SI needs Clickbait as they Become Softcore Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves… So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now.. Dumb. Yes.. her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally. She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she… The post Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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