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Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day

Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them…. It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles. I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now… But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass… What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day

Stella Mawell is the hipster Victoria’s Secret Angel, who makes very little sense to any dudes who browse through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but then again, any dudes browsing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog are probably weird, considering there’s an internet with a lot of porn, and this shit is boring, yet familiar, like a masturbation wife you’ve been in a long term relationship with… I guess she’s the answer to the hipsters, reach the youth, was pitched really fucking aggressively to the team at Victoria’s Secret by her agency that has other Angels as being the next big thing, all sexually ambiguous, queer and used to fuck Miley Cyrus trolling the media kind of model…. Well, in being true to being a hipster model, here she is topless in Malibu for Victoria’s Secret, a prestigious gig to models, where she’s being used as the “hippie” “free spirited” hipster tits…people like those…even in this era of every bitch naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids.. The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl. She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible. She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system…. I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy… Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened… The post Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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