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Man Calls in Bomb Threat After Forgetting to Book Wedding Venue

On the list of things that will land you in a world of trouble with your would-be wife, forgetting to book the venue for your wedding is pretty high up there. So you can imagine how Neil McArdle felt when he realized he’d forgotten to reserve St. George’s Hall for his nuptials to Amy Williams until the day of. What you probably can’t imagine is that McArdle staged a bomb threat instead of coming clean, later admitting he was just too embarrassed to confess. He saw her in her wedding gown that morning, the UK resident recalls, and could not bring himself to admit that he screwed up. So he phoned in a hoax: Man Forgets to Book Wedding Venue, Calls in Bomb Threat An investigation led to his arrest, so he’s apparently about as bad at crime as he is at wedding planning. Neil was given a prison sentence of a YEAR. The Guardian says the couple is still together, miraculously, so hopefully he finds some time behind bars to properly plan their wedding, when and if it occurs. On second thought, just hire a wedding planner dude.

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Man Calls in Bomb Threat After Forgetting to Book Wedding Venue

Dina Lohan: The Paparazzi Drove Me to Drink … and Drive!

Dina Lohan is actually contending that the paparazzi drove her to get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence. You can’t make this stuff up. Her attorney, Mark Heller, appeared for a routine hearing in Dina’s DUI case, then offered up this creative “theory” in defense of his high-profile client. According to Heller, Lindsay Lohan’s mom’s lifestyle presents so many challenges and so much stress, exacerbated by those vultures that follow her. If you buy into his rationale, every star and their parents would be full-blown alcoholics, which clearly isn’t true. But he is pushing this idea nonetheless. Heller says that because she is so frequently harassed, DiLo’s decision making was as impaired as her driving was when she got stopped on Long Island. Because of photographers and their impact on her, Dina was inclined to drink so much she registered a .20 blood alcohol level, then get in the car and drive. That’s right, it’s all celebrity gossip ‘s fault. Heller, who briefly represented Lindsay in one of her many criminal cases before being run out of L.A., hopes that the judge will take his argument under consideration . He may not want to hold his breath.

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Dina Lohan: The Paparazzi Drove Me to Drink … and Drive!