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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Check: Attack of the Jersey Stage Mothers

If you are an employee of Child Protective Services — or a friend of an employee of Child Protective Services — please speed over to Danielle Staub’s crumbling Jersey McMansion pronto. This woman is already in the system — for kidnapping, cocaine possession, falsely accusing her first husband of raping her on a bed of broken glass, prostitution, the usual — and as of last night’s episode, “Generation Vexers,” she is pimping her daughter out for her own financial gain and vicarious thrills. (Come to think of it, why haven’t Danielle’s children been taken away sooner, and why does she have a reality show where her abominable parenting skills are highlighted while her children — her beautiful, empty daughters — sit by, hopeless?) After the jump, Movieline searches through last night’s depressing depiction of Jersey motherhood to find the truest and falsest moments of the night.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Check: Attack of the Jersey Stage Mothers

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Fitness Secrets

How does our Prince of Persia get them abs? “The Jake Gyllenhaal workout plan…starts with growing long, long hair,” the actor told ET Canada . “Very long…gorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day….Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works the biceps and then the triceps by conditioning. And vigorously rubbing all of your body with soap really defines the abs and the pectoral muscles. And if you do squats while you’re bathing — that’s it!” Until the hair-washing part, this was also the Mickey Rourke workout plan. [ People ]

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