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Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”…. You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit…. Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing… Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

Some Nobody from The Bachelor in her Bikini of the Day

Courtney Robertson is or was on the worst fucking show of all time that suburbanites everywhere watch after work – cuz that’s what hell their shitty lives have come to…You know work all day for the man only to come home to let the man brainwash you with product you don’t need and smut programming you can talk to people at work about, even if you don’t give a fuck about them…you gotta make small talk to be a normal person….with a normal life…. The Bachelor is one of these shows…and this cunt was one of the whores fighting with other whores for fake love….and exposure to their brand..you know to get a little fame…in some ridiculously offensive bullshit I refuse to watch because even as someone with no morals…this shit is too shady for me…. That said, she’s milking it in staged pics and here they are…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Nobody from The Bachelor in her Bikini of the Day