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Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”…. You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit…. Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing… Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day