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Jennifer Lawrence Goes Braless and It Is Awesome

Technology makes our lives so much better. From carrying a computer in our pockets to figuring out how to find diseases earlier, technology makes it a wonderful time to be alive. So, let’s take a moment and thank the person behind the might camera flash that makes it possible for us to see Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs. … read more

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Bitter Mystery Talent Attacks Paramount on Twitter

Some anonymous Hollywood creative has taken to Twitter to air his/her grievances against Paramount. “Not since we released Breakfast At Tiffany ‘s has Paramount been prouder to bring yellow face 2 cinemas with our fantastic The Last Airbender ,” wrote the person behind @ParamountFilms, who also has an unusual infatuation with Anchorman 2 . “We just got Scientology to put up the full budget for Mission Impossible 4 . Maybe it’s time to get your thetans checked @ghostpanther,” they tweeted yesterday, referencing director Adam McKay. Later: “Yes, we @ Paramount R planning 2 remake every movie in our library. So while we won’t give U Anchorman 2 , we will give U the remake in 2015.” Hmm. I have my money on Paul Rudd. You? [ @ParamountFilms via Deadline ]

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Claudia Schiffer for the Retired Supermodel Pregnancy Fetishists of the Day

Some people have specific needs when it comes to jerking off and getting off. I realized a long time ago that pretty much anything you can think of, no matter how vile, at least one person has got off to it. I like to credit my friend who got off to garbage, because he found the story behind the garbage exhilerating and erotic. The mystery of who the person behind the empty coke can, or the half eaten sandwich, or the dirty kleenex was enough for him to get off….motherfucker would walk around with a garbage bag and gather during the day thanks to umemployment, welfare and insanity, then he’d spread it around his apartment floor and roll around in the shit naked and moaning….so I guess the idea that a percentage of people who used to masturbate to Claudia Schiffer when she was the supermodel who wouldn’t get naked who are also into ready-to-drop porn, that there is a market for and exists, is not that far of a stretch and here are the pictures for that guy. Pics via Bauer

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