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Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

I always had a feeling Bruce Willis was the kind of guy who would get off watching his wife get fucked by black dudes. You know the little weirdo in the corner of the room jerking off while directing his wife how to take the black cock down her throat, so it’s only natural that he’d make sure she wears see through dresses when her much younger tits made this public appearance, cuz the idea of a guy getting off to his pussy, makes him cum hard and here are the pics…even if getting hard to these pics make you fucking weird, cuz to see her nipple you gotta do some “Magic Eye” shit… Her name is Emma Heming and she’s a serious upgrade from Demi…which isn’t saying much…but it is saying something…and that something is that if you are a big movie star you’ll still get better pussy than the average man even 20 years after your last successful role….and even when they are midgets. Pics via Bauer

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Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

I know Ambrosio had a baby over a year ago, but she seriously bounced the fuck back. I get that we have no idea what kind of damage the baby actually did to the parts that count, like her vagina and whether fucking her is like fucking a plastic grocery bag, not quite as tightly wrapped as needed to stay fresh, but her body is fucking solid and here she is in some Magazine, because apparently people still read magazines, despite the whole internet thing, probably because cleaning cum off your computer screen is a lot worse and leaves more damage than cumming on a magazine page, taking a picture of it, and putting it on the internet for those weird cumming on model picture fetish sites, before throwing it away, or licking it clean, cuz you don’t believe in waste and because you’re weird like that……and here are the pics.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Naomi Watts’ Cougar Booty Is Ass

Yesterday I did a post on Naomi Watts saying how great her ass looked in a pair of bicycle shorts , I think I may have misspoken. I was WAY off!!!! This is not the ass I thought I was talking about, this ass looks like a few bags of milk have sprung a leak in my plastic grocery bag. Disgusting

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Naomi Watts’ Cougar Booty Is Ass