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Kelly Brook for Tits in Leather for Heavy Metal of the Day

So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times…. Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us…. I prefer her ritualistic nude performing art photoshoots where she smears her miscarriage/abortion all over herself …because she decided to take a step back from having a family for critical roles like Heavy Metal…and playing on the beach with her fat ass that might as well be a mom of 12….

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Kelly Brook for Tits in Leather for Heavy Metal of the Day

Emma Stone’s Bikini in Rio of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….

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Selena Gomez Sex Offender in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18… Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do…. But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini… It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago…. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristina and Karissa Shannon Amazing Twin Asses for Nuts UK of the Day

I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month …. These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.

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Kristina and Karissa Shannon Amazing Twin Asses for Nuts UK of the Day