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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen… She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT…. She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi… Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international… None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be… What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this… Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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