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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen… She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT…. She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi… Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international… None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashton Kutcher’s Steve Jobs Receives Awkward Blessing From Apple Co-Founder

Steve Wozniak isn’t really selling me on the most pressing casting issue of our day : “I look at the casting agencies and directors who are experts at casting. I trust that they considered all the relevant factors and made the best selection. The fear that many might have is that Ashton was selected because he’s ‘hot’ right now. But I feel that his selection was done in the most professional manner. And I’m glad that he’s onboard. I think he’ll put a lot into it and that he cares about this particular subject. It’s almost too bad that Steve Jobs is gone. His opinions and guidance, as to the story and film crew and cast would have been invaluable.” [ TMZ ]

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Steve Wozniak Speaks on Steve Jobs Resignation, Apple Future

Steve Wozniak says his fellow Apple co-founder Steve Jobs needs to relax. In the wake of Jobs stepping down as CEO of the company they both founded, the Woz said, “Steve needs now to just have some ‘Steve time’ … He deserves it.” Why? Not just because of his physical health problems, but mentally. “[Jobs] really has had to sacrifice a lot to run Apple … I mean, just your time, everybody wants you day and night, that’s what I mean by sacrifices.” “He has given his all. It takes so much out of anyone to be under just constant pressure and demands like that,” Wozniak said of his fellow mogul. As to the future of Apple, Wozniak is optimistic: “Remember, [Jobs] was surrounded by great, great people at Apple … those people are still there.” It’s true. Chief Operating Officer Tim Cook, who will take over as Apple CEO, has effectively run the company since Jobs’ medical leave in January. Short story: The iPad 3 and iPhone 5 are gonna be so awesome. [Photo: WENN.com]

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What People Waiting in Line for an iPhone Can Learn from Twilight Fans [How Tos]

Those sitting out in the sun today for a new iPhone might have waited hours or overnight. They are wimps. Twilight fans have been camped out since Monday for tonight’s premiere. They will show you how it’s done! More

Meet America’s New Celebrity ‘It’ Couple: Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin

Well look who showed up holding hands on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! America’s most ubiquitous fag-hag and the Alaskan cock-gangsta himself. It’s love! Of course, this is all just a publicity stunt. Griffin’s a savvy, recently dumped publicity-whore and Levi’s a painfully simple, recently-dumped publicity whore, so all of this makes perfect sense

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