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Britney Spears is in a Bikini of the Day

I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi. The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top. Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals. But I’ll take what I can get, I guess. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Britney Spears is in a Bikini of the Day

Steven Tyler’s Fiance in a Bikini TOp of the Day

This is Steven “everyone’s favorite woman on primetime TV who makes J.Lo look fat and manly” Tyler’s lesbian lover in a bikini top…I’d say they’re working on getting gay married apparently because they are engaged….and he took his song “Dude looks like a lady” a little too seriously…but that would be a bad joke….and despite being good at bad jokes…It still humilates me… That said, she’s young…she’s in a bikini…she has no name…and she’s a she…but could also be a dude looks like a lady….but at 60….any young pussy so long as it has a pussy, even if it is a pussy you wish was in your pants literally…is better than old pussy….

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Melissa Gorga’s Beach Part of the Day

Some Real Housewife trash playing it up for the paparazzi she probably hired…because that’s what bottom feeding trash do…I mean why else would every single one of her bikini pics be so posed and be trying so hard…especially when the bitch in the pics is someone I’ve never heard of…unless of course she’s a bottom feeeder on a budget who goes to the places actual celebs go and tries to seduce the paparazzi into shooting some pics of her doing anything that gets her noticed…while the other celebs are trying to avoid the cameras…you know like the opening act no one wants to see….but it doesn’t matter because she doesn’t matter…I’m just posting the pics cuz of the whole bikini thing…It’s a weakness.

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Melissa Gorga’s Beach Part of the Day