Rita Ora is a known whore, her name even rhymes with whore, if you were to be a little musical in your pronunciation… She’s touring the world, winning at life, which is better than working the street corner, not that whores work the street corner anymore, they work social media and instagram and snap chat and sex work through there. This one worked her whoring through a record deal and all that other good mainstream coverage….press, magazines, TV, she’s done it…campaigns, etc…she’s done it…and that’s how you increase your hooker day rate. I don’t know why these nude pics of her are circulating…but they are…and here she is…naked…like all the other girls everywhere naked.. If you’re not into that, maybe you like chubby tits working out..in video..all this self produced erotica….so hard to keep track of. The post Rita Ora Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last night on Bachelor Pad, Melissa went insane, Jake’s feud with Kasey escalated, Bret Michaels showed up, and there was synchronized swimming involved. Just another eventful night on ABC’s guilty pleasure spinoff hit. By the end, it was Jake Pavelka and Kasey Kahl on the block again, with a weird ending that would have people talking if the format actually mattered. Read about it below in THG’s official +/- Bachelor Pad recap: Blake, on Melissa: “She’s like a live wire that’s flailing around on the ground ready to zap somebody, and I’m covered in water.” Plus 4 for that metaphor. Speaking of water, the challenge is synchronized swimming! If you thought the girls would have a big edge here, boy did you think wrong. Minus 5 . Obligatory Minus 2 for Erica’s attempt at “swimming.” Despite not playing to his self-proclaimed strengths – mental durability, physical strength and problem solving – Jake is the star ballerina! Plus 9 . Michael wins the rose, however, resulting in another boring, sappy date with Holly. Minus only 1 , though, because at least this wasn’t scripted. Vienna Girardi, who was asked to come along on Mike’s date for reasons unknown to all, spends the whole time whining. God, she is painful. Minus 9 . Once you get past the random, awkward ridiculousness of his cameo and “performance” for Holly and Mike, Bret Michaels is kind of the man. Plus 11 . Song choice: “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Obvi. Plus 4 . Michelle Money, the girls’ winner, is pretty darn likable on Bachelor Pad . Plus 13 for turning around her image. She’s not perfect, but seems genuine. Minus 7 , though, for her pronunciation of Graham. Graaaaaaaaaahm . Not annoying at all. Plus 3 for those two, while we’re at it. So cute together! “I think you’re great,” Michelle says. “You barely know me,” Graham responds. Still, they make out hard. Michelle definitely gets after it. Plus 5 . Minus 4 for the rose appearing and disappearing from Graaaaaaaaaaahm ‘s shirt. Even we noticed that one, editors. Step up your game. Back at the Pad, Jake Pavelka conspires to plot Kasey’s demise. Plus 6 . Sadly, his plot does not involve playing “The Rainbow Connection” on repeat until Kasey loses his mind, attacks him and is removed from the house. Minus 3 . “I was willing to do whatever I need to do.” – Jake, who then backed up his words, alright. He kissed Erica, and it was nothing short of foul. Minus 10 . She was a fan, however. “I have good lips that I maintain by getting injections every six months,” she says. Gross, but Plus 6 for unintentional comedy. Hey, look at that, we forgot William was still on the show! Plus 5 . The more riled up Kasey gets, the harder he is to understand, as his voice resembles a frog’s. Plus 19 , because no one cares what he’s saying anyway. Vienna Girardi ‘s fake boobs are ALL over the place this week. Like, more than usual. Given her personality, how did she ever win The Bachelor?! Minus 3 . Kasey gets down on one knee and gives Vienna a ring … a promise ring. SO lame, and yet fitting, as these two are developmentally in first grade. Wash . Even Vienna can’t take Kasey’s singing half seriously. Take a hint. Unless ABC is paying him cash under the table to pull this, what a douche. Minus 11 . Melissa is freaking out. Like, panic-attack style. Xanax time. Minus 2 . A twist: Only one guy will go home this week! Not that anyone watches Bachelor Pad for the competition aspect, but Minus 4 for rules changing weekly. With one final rose remaining, Chris just says “Kasey” … and then we fade to black. Huh? He then says on Twitter that “It will all make sense next week!” Is Bachelor Pad trying to make us think? What gives? So confusing. Minus 15 . One theory: Jake punches Kasey in the junk before he bolts for the limo, and ABC just wanted to save that for next week’s show. We can hope. Plus 2 . The Mask always cracks us up with his spots during the credits. Plus 3 . EPISODE TOTAL: +14. SEASON TOTAL: +28. GONE : Jake Pavelka (we think), Dignity.
