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Rise of the Guardians Trailer: Santa’s Putting a Team Together

First things first: Rise of the Guardians is an animated adventure, but it’s not a sequel to that owl movie . I know, it’s very confusing. What’s more, it’s about Santa Claus — a brawny, tatted-up Santa who pulls a Sam Jackson and assembles a superteam to fight evil and protect the children of the world. The other fantasy heroes called to duty? The Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and the Sandman. It’s pretty much The Avengers for kids, only I’m willing to bet it’ll have a better soundtrack . Hey-oh! Here’s another difference that sets Rise of the Guardians apart from most animated adventures and superhero flicks: It’s scripted by Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Lindsay-Abaire ( Rabbit Hole ). How many kids pics can make that claim? Watch the trailer in HD over at Apple . So, we’ve got Hugh Jackman as the Easter Bunny, Isla Fisher as the Tooth Fairy, and I’m assuming Chris Pine provides the voice of the Sandman, though IMdb lists him as Jack Frost. That said, there’s no sight of Jack Frost herein to be seen, but the Sandman gets a ton of face time, so…? Besides, this magical golden-haired little man totally looks like Pine. And of course, leading the team is the voice of Alec Baldwin as Santa. He’s doing his best Gerard Butler here, and the result is just odd-enough to the ear to suggest that Santa isn’t quite from anywhere from ’round these parts. The North Pole by way of Scotland, perhaps? Anyway, the CG animation is pretty and all (DreamWorks alumnus Peter Ramsey co-directs with writer William Joyce, adapting Joyce’s own forthcoming books; Guillermo del Toro is executive producer) but there’s not really anything here that hooks me. Even Jude Law’s evil villain Pitch, the Nightmare King, is kind of vague and yawnworthy in his evilness. Rise of the Guardians hits theaters Nov. 21, just in time to rake in that family holiday-moviegoing booty. The official synopsis goes a little something like this: [ Rise of the Guardians ] stars Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, Hugh Jackman, Isla Fisher and Jude Law. More than a collection of the well-known childhood legends, Rise of the Guardians is an epic adventure that tells the story of a group of heroes – each with extraordinary abilities. When an evil spirit known as Pitch lays down the gauntlet to take over the world, the immortal Guardians must join forces for the first time to protect the hopes, beliefs and imagination of children all over the world. Verdict: Too nice, and not naughty (or interesting) enough. Yet. [via Apple ]

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Slackers, Puss in Boots Screenwriter Slams Hunger Games Script

Screenwriter David H. Steinberg’s credits include two American Pie sequels, National Lampoon’s Barely Legal , the 2002 Devon Sawa vehicle Slackers , and, yes, Puss in Boots … which makes him an expert on adapting for the screen, of course! “…Ultimately I was underwhelmed. The movie simply failed to capture the emotion of the book… (No one in the movie ever looks hungry!)” [ Yahoo ]

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Report: MPAA’s Piracy Figures Only Overstated by $50 Billion

Yikes : “[T]he Motion Picture Association’s claims of $58 billion in actual US economic losses and 373,000 lost jobs came from this press release . These numbers originated at a think tank called the ‘Institute for Policy Innovation’ – an organization that Businessweek once profiled in an article called ‘ Op-Eds for Sale .’ In it, an IPI analyst freely admitted to taking payoffs from disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff in exchange for writing ‘op-ed pieces boosting the lobbyist’s clients.’ The IPI’s president supported this behavior, saying it was neither wrong nor unethical, and dismissing those who apply ‘a naïve purity standard’ to the business of writing op-eds. This doesn’t necessarily mean that MPAA lobbyists paid the IPI to conjure up these numbers. But whatever their genesis, they’re not easy figures to support.” [ TED Blog via The Dish ]

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Report: MPAA’s Piracy Figures Only Overstated by $50 Billion