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Victoria Silvstedt Busty Bikini Goodness

Fake breasted blondes with massive breasts who do nothing but hang around in their bikinis all day are one of my all-time favorite things, so these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt are right up my alley. I’m not sure if she’s still modeling or if she’s just some rich old dude’s arm candy full-time now, but her breasts are so spectacular that I don’t really care. They’re some of the highest quality fake breasts in the business and should be recognized as such. Well done.

Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day

These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years, Pics via Fame

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Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day

Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day

I am guessing Oscar De La Hoya’s been hit in the fucking head one too many times, because his idea of quality pussy, is pretty fucking twisted. I can only assume it was his first generation poor Mexican dream to end up with some quality fake tit, fake blonde pussy who graced the pages of Playboy because in the ghetto he was raised in, that was the sign of fucking success or some shit, because nothing else really explains why he would be fucking this whore, other than homosexuality, but then I realized that she isn’t a product of his cross-dressing homoerotic fantasies and she’s not Shanna Moakler or any of the other twats he’s seduced in his fishnets, but she is instead some reality show trash who is his niece and not one of his sex toys, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is disgusting. Pics via Fame

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Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day