Our resident MMA expert has a darkside.
You know Jocelyn Wildenstein as the woman who has had tons of plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat. She is a socialite who is married to some art dealing billionaire because he’s a billionaire and girls love money and I guess his money didn’t buy happiness, but instead bought her numerous plastic surgeries because she clearly has a serious mental illness, cuz she is trying to make herself look like a fucking cat and I am sure the husband doesn’t care cuz he’s either fucking other chicks, or considering he’s into that whole art thing, other men and just finances this shit to shut her the fuck up…..and to leave him alone…. I guess she’s realized that there’s more to beauty than spending her husbands money on operations, because here she is showing off her tits while working out with weights on her arms and legs, so I guess we can’t hate her for her weirdness, but should appreciate her for not being fat, not to mention fucking her face is probably less dangerous than the time my friend tried fucking an alley cat’s face and motherfucker attacked his dick like it was a mouse or some shit, not that that has anything to do with pretty much anything….and the real issue at hand is why the fuck I did a post on this bitch….I guess it had to do with her tits…cuz sometimes tits are all I need to justify my actions…
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The Catwoman Jocelyn Wildenstein Showing Off Her Tits of the Day
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These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years, Pics via Fame
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Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day
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Tagged cage-fighting, celebrity-world, corey feldman, fishnets, Ghetto, Hollywood, Miranda Kerr, niece, picture, Pictures, quality-fake, ralph-lauren, shanna-moakler, success-or-some
I am guessing Oscar De La Hoya’s been hit in the fucking head one too many times, because his idea of quality pussy, is pretty fucking twisted. I can only assume it was his first generation poor Mexican dream to end up with some quality fake tit, fake blonde pussy who graced the pages of Playboy because in the ghetto he was raised in, that was the sign of fucking success or some shit, because nothing else really explains why he would be fucking this whore, other than homosexuality, but then I realized that she isn’t a product of his cross-dressing homoerotic fantasies and she’s not Shanna Moakler or any of the other twats he’s seduced in his fishnets, but she is instead some reality show trash who is his niece and not one of his sex toys, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is disgusting. Pics via Fame
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Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day
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Tagged cage-fighting, corey feldman, daisy de la hoya, fishnets, Ghetto, Hollywood, instead-some, niece, Pictures, quality-fake, shanna-moakler, success-or-some, Trash
Katie Price and her fat fake tits were out with her UFC bottom feeding cage fighting boyfriend because UFC bottom feeding fighters seem to like trashy fucking girls with sloppy pussies and cheesy fuckin’ everything, like the gutter stripper porn trash in Ed Hardy and Tap Out and the other brand of UFC clothes because I guess they are just so jacked on terstosterone that any pussy is good pussy to fuck and the sloppier the pussy the easier it is to ravage with the wrath of their mixed marital arts dick. I try to avoid all these assholes when I go out because I know their raging testosterone doesn’t work with my kind of jokes, and that I have the ability to usually upset the wrong person and I don’t want to leave my fate in the hands of some chachi motherfucker who has spent the last year training in how to kill people, when prior to the UFC rage being all a Cachi needs for a good time, they were just using their testosterone going to the gym to get their muscles jacked before clubbing where they’d stand and flex in front of girls, or the mirror in the bathroom which was equally gay but a lot less deadly.
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Tagged africa, bathroom, bottom-feeding, cage-fighting, Education, like-the-gutter, make-the-world, save-the-world, sloppier, tits, upset-the-wrong, usually-upset
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