“I don#39;t really belong to that world and I don#39;t think anyone#39;s going to miss me,” Phil Collins, 60, tells FHM, according to Time magazine. I#39;m much happier just to write myself out of the script entirely.” Phil Collins, who lives in Switzerland, adds: “I#39;m sorry that it was all so successful. I honestly didn#39;t mean it to happen like that. It#39;s hardly surprising that people grew to hate me.” His back hurts from a dislocated vertebra. He#39;s lost some of his hearing. Nerve
Just days after Rachel Oberlin said Charlie Sheen was the first man she ever met who deserved to be with multiple women at once , this goddess has left the building. So Tweeted the hilarious actor himself, who still considers himself a winner, don’t worry: Following the (latest) ugly split with Brooke Mueller, Sheen is down to himself and Natalie Kenly . And the next journalist that stops by for an interview, of course. Anyone wishing to apply for the job of goddess should send an application to imdesperatefordrugsandattention@justhalfaman.com.
Rachel Oberlin has already made it clear: she’s living the dream ! How can this be the case, considering the porn star also known as Bree Olson shares Charlie Sheen with at least one other woman, Natalie Kenly? “I’ve always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes,” the 24-year old says in the latest issue of People . “I’ve never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been with a man who was even deserving of that.” But isn’t there competition with Kenly? Nope, Oberlin tells the magazine : “Natty is totally chill and I’m totally chill and we’re two completely different people. We connect with Charlie in different ways, so there’s nothing really there to compete for. We’re all pieces of a puzzle that fit together.” Missing from that puzzle all of a sudden? Sheen’s two-year old sons, Bob and Max. They were taken away by authorities this week. “I adore them,” says Oberlin. “I’m just a really loving, passionate, compassionate person. My heart just goes out to children. I was playing with the boys [on Monday], and I was holding little Bob and I just didn’t want to let him go. It was so cute.”
Lindsay Lohan is almost lost in the shuffle these days. With Charlie Sheen stealing all of her tabloid thunder, the train wreck and alleged jewel thief can’t even get any major PR for an interview on Extra. The troubled starlet admitted to the celebrity news program that she’s got a long way to go before reclaiming a spot atop the Hollywood food chain. Maybe Charlie can invite her to shack up with himself and the goddesses. Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly certainly seem like welcoming people. Lindsay Lohan en route to court recently. [Photo: Pacific Coast News] Currently up on a felony theft charge in connection with a $2,500 necklace she’s accused of lifting, Lindsay says she feels “great” and “happy” these days. “There’s always bumps that we have in the road,” she said. “As long as I’m focusing [on my recovery], I’m doing good and that’s most important for me.” Not at grammar, but oh well. Lindsay, whose excuse in the jewel heist case may be corroborated by surveillance footage, just wants to get back to work. Asked if there’s any stars she’d like to work with, Lohan said she’s in no place to seek privileges like that right now, but these things will reappear in time. “I have to build myself back up and I get that,” she said, surprisingly maturely. The full interview airs tonight … unless Sheen does something crazier.
