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Prince on The Internet: It’s Over!

Well, World Wide Web. You had a good run while it lasted. According to a music legend, the computer age has already passed us up. Indeed, Prince is coming out with a new album (“20Ten”), which will be available as a free insert in various magazine and newspapers in Europe this week. A release date in America has not yet been announced, but one thing is for certain: fans will NOT be able to purchase it from iTunes. “The Internet’s completely over,” Prince told The Daily Mirror . “The Internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.” Hmmm… if the Internet is over, how are you reading this right now? We just blew your mind, didn’t we? It’s time to take a side in this feud. Vote now:

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Dean McDermott: Free from Penis Pain, Released from Hospital

Thank goodness Dean McDermott has been released from the hospital. Sure, we’re glad this reality star is healing well from last week’s dirt bike accident – but mostly we’re just happy to never hear about pain in his penis ever again. During Tori Spelling’s husband’s hospital stay, he apparently suffered from an unusual, painful accident; and, naturally, felt the need to tell the world about it. Over the course of a few hours on July 2 and July 3, Dean Tweeted: OMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won’t come out. I’m waiting for the Doctor to get here and give it a try. Gotta be honest, I’m scared… I had the worst night. Catheter cut me up coming out. Unbelievable pain. I got a fever of 104 and was throwing up. Fun, WOW! The worst part of this? It gives the couple ammunition for an entire season of the most contrived reality show on television. Prior to her husband’s release, Tori milked the incident for all the sympathy she could. On Friday, she Tweeted: “Rented New Moon for 2nite. Lonely w/o @deanracer. Just got home from hospital. Taco Bell and Team Edward!” First, who refers to her man by his Twitter handle?!? Must Spelling really market Dean’s social networking account at all times? Second, Team Edward?!? Come on. THG is on Team Jacob all the way!

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