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Kate Middleton to Sue Over Topless Pictures, Breach of Privacy

Within hours of Kate Middleton topless pictures burning up the Internet and the pages of French tabloid Closer , the Royal Family is reportedly planning action against the magazine behind these images. A rep for St. James’s Palace just released a statement saying that “legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France” by Kate and William. No further details were included. The move does not come as a shock, considering the family’s swift and forceful reaction to the photos in question. “The incident is reminiscent of the worst excess of the paparazzi during the life of Diana, Princess of Wales, and all the more upsetting to the Duke and Duchess for being so,” said a spokesman for Clarence House, the Prince of Wales’ office, early this morning. But that’s not how Laurence Pieau of Closer sees it. This editor doesn’t see why there’s any fuss being made over the shots at all. “These photos are not in the least shocking,” he told the Agence France-Presse. “They show a young woman sunbathing topless, like the millions of women you see on beaches.” If Pieau actually believed this, of course, it would raise the question: Why run the supposedly mundane pictures in the first place? Fortunately, this scandalous hullabaloo does have a silver lining for the Royals: There’s no talk anymore about Kate Middleton pregnant rumors, is there?

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Bam Margera Calls 911 Over Naked, Masturbating Intruder

Forget Jackass . Bam Margera unintentionally found himself on an episode of Jacking Off Bare Ass last night. Here’s what went down: Law enforcement insiders tell TMZ that Margera dialed 911 after he was awoken by a naked woman kissing him inside his Pennsylvania bedroom. Weird, right? It gets weirder… When Bam was on the phone, the 24-year old intruder drooped to the floor and started to touch herself. Yes, like that! Margera reportedly hung up and kicked the birthday-suited female out of his home. When the cops arrived, they found her in the area surrounding the mansion and arrested her on the spot. She now faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking. So the only question that remains: Does anyone know where Tila Tequila was last night?

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