We are not all created equally…some of us are idiots with idiot ideas who do idiotic things…like try to hit 50 MPH on a BMX…only to get the wobbles…that happen to me every time I am drunk…and happen to girls right before I ask them out to come home with me at the end of a hard drinking night where someone…may or may have not slipped something into their drink…. This guy’s a fucking clown..I’m just sad this didn’t end with him being run over by his friend…you know to escalate the level of moron…
Bitches love cake…Cake cake cake….even old white trash girls…who still call dick’s peckers…. I like how this shit ends… If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a girl in Malaysia shutting down a guy trying to rob her…
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down… All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers… Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
