Here’s Miss USA 2015 Olivia Jordan at the People StyleWatch x Revolve Fall Fashion Party in New York and maybe it’s just me, but isn’t it a little early to be celebrating fall? I mean, we’ve still got a couple weeks of summer left. So really, Olivia should be wearing a bikini or something, right? I know, I know, I don’t understand why they don’t just get me to plan all these fashion parties either. They’d obviously be way more fun. Photos: WENN.com
Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits.. As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple… I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot
I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits… She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has… I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..
Emily Ratajkowski is officially a Catalog girl. She went from topless muse for photographers looking for girls to take pics of topless, who ended up getting her cast in a couple music videos…to the girl in catalogs, interchangeable with pretty much every girl, because that’s her whole purpose, to sell motherfucking clothes…to the masses…and if this was the 70s, in an era before google, when you couldn’t find her countless nude pics, and you were forced to jerk off to the nameless girl in your mom’s catalog because they didn’t retouch bush or nipples back then, and porn wasn’t accessible at all..this would be a bigger fucking deal than it is..but I’ll still post them because Emrata is a friend of the site who doesn’t do anything to help promote the site..but liked us before she was famous which counts for something…and that something is that she’s one of those people who trades the fuck up…
