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Dog Fetches Dildo for Owner, Refuses to Put It Down

Dogs can do the goofiest things, can't they? Some of them are afraid of cats . Others get really emotional when watching The Lion King . And still others think their owner might benefit from a sex toy. Wait… WHAT?!? In the following video, a chocolate labrador named Galaxy discovers a giant dildo while out for a stroll in England with humans Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson. Obviously unaware of what this item was, but sensing its similarity to a stick, Galaxy went ahead and picked up the dildo. “I was gobsmacked,” Ferguson told Metro, adding: “Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world.” She added: “We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible.' It was enormous.” Ferguson went on to tell the publication that the canine clung to the dildo for a half hour. Which is hilarious. While the dog walkers would typically toss away the things their puppies pick up while on their walks, they figured this one was too funny. So they brought the sex toy home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami Harrison. Harrison says she had a good laugh over the dildo and then decided to recycle the dildo; It’s now a trophy at her husband’s golf tournament. No, really. The dildo was recently given out to the winners of a golf tournament at The Wargrave Inn. “It has been washed,” one of these winners told The Metro. We should hope so. Watch Galaxy begin his quest for the dildo, pick it up and set these hilarious events in motion now:

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Rob Ford Crack Video Surfaces; Late Mayor Hits Pipe, Rips P.M.

Five months after his death, a new video of late Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack has just been released to the public. Not to be confused with the previous Rob Ford crack videos. It's a sad, but true statement that there have now been multiple. The newly-surfaced  Rob Ford crack video (below) is from 2013. In it, Ford hits the crack pipe while a friend trashes then-future Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, who was elected in 2015. The friend says, “I'd like to get that f–king Justin Trudeau and shove my foot as far up his ass because I'm sure it would go real far.” Ford laughs and concurs, adding “He's a fat dick.” Rob, who admitted smoking crack during his tenure as mayor of Toronto, also says he dislikes the notion that he's a right wing radical. Ford doesn't realize he's being recorded until the very end of the video, according to TMZ, which posted the shocking footage Thursday. In March of this year,  Rob Ford died in Canada. As for how this new video clip of the late politician surfaced? It was used as in exhibit in the extortion trial of a Ford friend, Sandro Lisi. Lisi, bizarrely enough, was charged with trying to extort a gang member to obtain the clip – a charge that was eventually dropped. Once the case was no longer active, the court lifted a gag order on the latest Ford crack video and it was released to the public. Ford denied he was an addict despite the rampant drug use that gained him international notoriety during his tenure in office.

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LMAO! Funniest Photos & Memes Of 2013

2013 was the year of hilarious Photoshop abuse on the ‘net that provided endless cackles, guffaws and teary-eyed laughs for those plugged into pop culture. Here are the funniest photos and Memes of the year. Take a look.

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THG Presents: The 10 Biggest Turkeys of 2013!

Happy Thanksgiving, THGers, from our entire family to yours. What would this uniquely American holiday be without family, food, football and appreciation for the things that matter most and what we’ve been given. In THG’s case, that means turkeys … in more ways than one. On this 28th of November, we’re paying tribute to celebs we had the honor and the burden of covering in 2013. We’re talking fowl individuals. Bird brains. You get the idea. Here are our Top 10 Turkeys of 2013 … Who will win THG’s 7th Annual Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award!? 10 (tie). Donald Trump . It’s not a matter of whether he’ll make the list. Just where he falls on it. After a relatively quiet 2013, the Donald takes the #10 spot. 10 (tie). The X Factor . So much hype. Such a mediocre show. 9. Teresa Giudice . Mortgage fraud was so 2005. Who gets in trouble for that anymore? Reality stars who live beyond their means? Okay, makes sense. 8. Twerking . We could’ve put Miley Cyrus on this list, as she certainly ruffled plenty of feathers, we’re going with the “dance” craze that she popularized. Seriously. You can’t unsee that kind of fowl behavior. 7. Rob Ford . A late entrant, but a worthy one. Just when you think you’ve seen it all from public officials, Toronto’s fearless leader lowers the bar. 6. Justin Bieber . Watch this guy’s yearlong meltdown and attempt to act hard is pretty tough to beat for entertainment, yet at the same time disheartening. 5. Farrah Abraham . What a run for the biggest (smallest?) bird brain of the bunch. Farrah Abraham as shameless as Kris Jenner, just less intelligent. Yes, she makes the Kardashian kingpin look smart. 4. Chris Brown . Even by Chris Brown standards, this year was a doozy for controversy, rage, hookups, legal woes, more rage and 24/7 gossip. 3. Obamacare Website . Honestly, Barack. You win the Supreme Court case and the 2012 election and you can’t event make the thing work? 2. Kris Jenner . Call her an entertainment mogul. Call her a “momager.” Call her a she-pimp for her evil spawn, of which there are just so many. By any name, she’s an embarrassment to society. 1. Kanye West . Whether he’s gushing over Kim Kardashian , fighting photographers or likening himself to Steve Jobs (or a slave), ‘Ye is relentless. Just don’t hate on his “art,” people. Bow down. Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at THG!!!!

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Marion Barry Taught Him: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits To Smoking Crack Rocks But Says He’s Not An Addict

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he smoked crack about a year ago in a “drunken stupor.” Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits To Smoking Crack Rocks Via The Globe & Mail reports: “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine but … am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago,” Mr. Ford said on Tuesday. “I answered your question. You ask the question properly, I’ll answer it. Yes, I’ve made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.” As reporters tried to ask where and how often he used crack, Mr. Ford suggested he was too drunk to recall details. “You guys kept referring to alcohol, there was a couple of isolated incidents, there’s been times when I’ve been in a drunken stupor, that’s why I want to see the tape,” he said. “I want everyone in the city to see the tape. I’d like to see this tape. I don’t even recall there being a tape or a video.” Earlier in the day, two Toronto city councillors were attempting to limit Mayor Rob Ford’s powers via a notice of motion to be presented this month and debated in December. The motion, tabled by councillors John Filion and Paul Ainslie, sets the stage for a showdown at the December council meeting. It asks that city council suspend the mayor’s power to appoint and dismiss the deputy mayor and standing committee chairs. It would remove the mayor’s ability to shuffle the members of his executive committee and hand that power over to city council at large. The motion cites the police documents and investigations revealed last week as the motivation to strip the mayor of his ability to pick and choose his executive committee. “It appears that a majority of members of council and a significant number of members of the executive committee have expressed serious concerns about the mayor’s ability to lead the city government at this time,” the motion reads. “He’s got to step aside. Take a break. Get some help,” says Councillor Paula Fletcher. 305 to his city. Drugs are very bad m’kay! Continue reading