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Dog Fetches Dildo for Owner, Refuses to Put It Down

Dogs can do the goofiest things, can't they? Some of them are afraid of cats . Others get really emotional when watching The Lion King . And still others think their owner might benefit from a sex toy. Wait… WHAT?!? In the following video, a chocolate labrador named Galaxy discovers a giant dildo while out for a stroll in England with humans Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson. Obviously unaware of what this item was, but sensing its similarity to a stick, Galaxy went ahead and picked up the dildo. “I was gobsmacked,” Ferguson told Metro, adding: “Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world.” She added: “We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible.' It was enormous.” Ferguson went on to tell the publication that the canine clung to the dildo for a half hour. Which is hilarious. While the dog walkers would typically toss away the things their puppies pick up while on their walks, they figured this one was too funny. So they brought the sex toy home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami Harrison. Harrison says she had a good laugh over the dildo and then decided to recycle the dildo; It’s now a trophy at her husband’s golf tournament. No, really. The dildo was recently given out to the winners of a golf tournament at The Wargrave Inn. “It has been washed,” one of these winners told The Metro. We should hope so. Watch Galaxy begin his quest for the dildo, pick it up and set these hilarious events in motion now:

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Top 5 Chicks in High Heels Scenes

The higher the heel, the hotter the chick. To most men, high heels aren’t just shoes, they are a sexy extension that accentuates all the right parts of a woman. If you have a shoe fetish, or if you just like looking at babes in high heels, get ready to go crazy as you watch Aria Giovanni , Yuliya Mayarchuk , Paulina Porizkova , Dita Von Teese and Peta Wilson work their magic while wearing some killer stilettos.

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‘Neighbors’: Zac Efron And Seth Rogen Break Down The Dildo Fight

Few men would be upset to find out that footage of them getting hit with a dildo isn’t going to be in a movie, but Zac Efron isn’t like most guys. When he agrees to a dildo fight with Seth Rogen, he goes the extra mile. If you’re confused what I’m talking about, you haven’t… Read more

Dylan Ryder: Built for Pleasure (and Riding)

She’s a former competitive swimmer. She used to be a prison guard. She has a 36DD rack. And now she has free X-rated content available to members of MrSkin.com. That’s probably all you need to know about statuesque brunette porn babe Dylan Ryder , but there’s still more. “Being fucked really hard and feeling the hit in the right spot,” she moans in her personal bio. “Or if I am playing with myself I love hands on my legs and slowly running up to butt and tits!” And that’s not even the kinky stuff. “I have very dirty, criminal fantasies that can only be kept in my mind,” she admits. If you want to see more of Dylan living out her (and your) fantasies with guys, girls, and plastic sex toys, check out her official site, DylanRyder.com . You’ll get access to all of her videos, high-resolution pictures, blog, webcam shows, and a whole network of other porn sites. And if you’re a member of MrSkin.com, it’s all available to you at 40% off the monthly rate of $29.95. Dylan Ryder? Definitely worth a ride!

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Small Penis Alert

Have you seen this little dickhead around Toronto (or, at the very least, his minuscule wiener)? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

The Douche TriFecta

Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven, Kid Rock were in Vegas together and posted this pic to Twitter with middle fingers and the “shocker” flying high. Plaster a bust of this and we have the makings of Mount Douchemore

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Little Kid Really Excited About New Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pics

I love this kid and the word tittays. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Super Mario Brothers Gets The Tarantino Treatment

A great Super Marios parody of Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards called Inglorious Plummers! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment