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Angela Simmons Does the Pussy Dance of the Day

Just cuz Angela Simmons barely exists. I mean she’s Russell Simmon’s niece and I guess Run from Run DMCs daughter, which is enough touch points to matter in a world obsessed with pop culture and celebrity….cuz they like rich people…who sing songs that they either grew up on…or remember because it’s some of the most commercial rap music to ever happen…. Speaking of Touch Points. Who’s the latest girl Russell Simmons has done some trantric Yoga poses up inside without her consent? Because with all that stupid money from the 80s that helps this Angela be an instagrammer doing a pussy dance…comes an entitlement knowing that pussy is readily available to experience that rich life and with that comes the ability to do whatever you want to them, at least you could, and get away with it, until you dump them and move on and they make a thing about it, thanks to not getting what they want out of him anymore…a series of using each other gone bad…. Which has nothing to do with Angela Simmons, unless of course uncle Russell was one of those kinds of uncles…and you never know…rich people are fucking crazy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Angela Simmons Does the Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wanna Live Like BDR?? Peep Rap Mogul Russell Simmon’s NYC Penthouse Listed For $11M [Photos]

Russell Simmon’s NYC Penthouse Listed For $11M [Photos] Our good friend, BDR, is putting his bachelor pad on the market…again, and this time it’s listed for $11M. The posh New York City penthouse is fully equipped with 3 terraces, 2 kitchens, and like 40 windows. Check out his cribski and let us know what you think!

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Wanna Live Like BDR?? Peep Rap Mogul Russell Simmon’s NYC Penthouse Listed For $11M [Photos]

Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day

It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile…. Either way, here is her young body in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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