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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left….. She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to…. Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat…. She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left….. She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to…. Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat…. She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day