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Dita Von Teese Pin-Up Sunglasses of the DAy

I hate the Art of Burlesque, not that it’s actually an art, it’s just something average looking fat chicks attached themselves to during the punk rock era, when everyone was a fucking rockabilly and obsessed with Betty Page…it’s like all these tattooed up bitches and their stupid bangs in vintage lingerie with their belly hanging out at shitty rock shows acting like they aren’t disgusting because they are in costume…never actually showing their tits or pussy like a real stripper…making them even more of a farce…and Dita Von Teese is the leader of that, even though her early fame came from internet whore behavior when no one else was internet whoring…and even delved into some lesbian porn before actually hitting, and now she’s got her own line of glasses and these are the shitty ads…that will inspire more fat girls to do stupid dances half naked for 10 people in their communities. Garbage.

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Dita Von Teese Pin-Up Sunglasses of the DAy

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day

I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK….. I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day

Hilary Duff’s Sweet Pregnant Profile

Here’s Hilary Duff and her ever growing belly hanging out in the park over the weekend looking like she was extremely well fed over Thanksgiving. She looks the way I felt most of the weekend, but with a nicer ass. A pregnant woman isn’t exactly my favorite thing in the world, they’ve got at least one human inside of them, but I really love pregnant woman boobs… Hot.